Jokes about dating on the internet
Internet dating has become one of the biggest and most successful business ventures on the World Wide Web.
There are hundreds of Internet dating sites on the net, and most large Internet providers, such as Yahoo! Basically, Internet dating is a way to meet people for either friendship or dating without actually having to meet them in person first.
They have been specially selected from the funniest jokes on the Internet.
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There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. She was tall, tanned, and her blond hair flowing in the sea breeze gave her an almost ethereal quality. " "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island," replied the woman.
I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed.
A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me.
"The oars were whittled from Gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, but," asked the man, "what about tools and hardware, how did you do that?
Rastus replies: Fifi, I don't know about your back, but yo ass done died in 1923.
Mike Dougherty: This is seriously my favorite joke ever.
The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea mightily for a ship to come to his rescue.
He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it.
She asked him what it was, and he replied, "Mickey Minnie Goofy Pluto." She asked him why he would use such a password.